fleshy meat bags

The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun

1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE

by Lyrite July 6, 2014

bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

steamy corn bag

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016

Air-ass bag

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.

Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.

by Ddave September 10, 2016

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020