knocked a bag off

the end result of masturbating, jizz

i knocked a bag off on your mother last night and she loved it.

by twow October 17, 2013

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Air-ass bag

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.

Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.

by Ddave September 10, 2016

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Dumping my "bag"

The act of emptying the contents of your scrotum whether through sexual intercourse or masturbation ( fapping)..

I told the wife if she wants me to be in a good mood she'll be Dumping my "bag" when i get home..

by Winstrolbatman January 8, 2021

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1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

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bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

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