Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
by sharkster September 7, 2024
Get the paragraph guymug. A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl bestie: guy bestie ur the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
Get the Guy Best friendmug. A autistic bum who sucks at Roblox he probably plays adopt me. Can’t hit his shots and gun game Roblox.
Guy and little pussy
by Rizzler pookie 7 April 12, 2025
Get the Guymug. Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis
by LordDollface April 7, 2020
Get the Day Guysmug. A derogatory term referring to anyone who is doing something that a lot of people do that is widely considered cringe and bad
by A totally non conspicuous guy April 14, 2023
Get the That Guymug. The indistinct person who is the embodiment of all inconveniences. Used to alert someone that they're messing with your steaze.
by Our Boy Roy January 7, 2016
Get the That Guymug. A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022
Get the Pick Me Guymug.