John

A john someone who is annoying asf. His friends are fake to him and always talk bad about him behind his back

Dang I don’t like john

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

3AM Papa Johns

The time of the night where you smoke all the remaining weed while ordering Papa Johns on the phone.

Dude its time for 3AM Papa Johns,Im so excited.

by FuckThePolice May 27, 2017

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

John

a fatass nigga

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.

by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025

John

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

John is a good kisser

ikr

by jv to smooth March 28, 2022

John

An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.

John? Are you an animorph?

by animorphlova May 4, 2022