John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.

Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I December 14, 2008

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024

John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.

When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!

by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

John

Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart

he doesn’t feel remorse anymore

he is someone you can’t recognize no more

friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine

friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/

by tjugofknett September 23, 2020

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot April 19, 2018

Ollie John

Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.

Your like Ollie John.

by Nostradamus 404 June 8, 2021