Poop

A very delicious and nutritious part of balanced breakfast.

When in doubt, eat some nutritious poop.
The most important part of your thanksgiving dinner

Yo dude pass me some Poop!
Ay I brought some Poop for lunch who wants some?

by Largest Changes Uno May 4, 2020

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.

When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.

by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015

Deja poop

The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.

Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.

by Some others random guys friend December 8, 2018

Poop

Soft delicate brown thing that comes out your butt

I pooped this morning

by Ziggythebot2 June 29, 2020

poop

my enemies

me:hey poops
my enemy:ejfusjdnwwisnsuwsoddjd$ vhfjfvhf

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024