Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

I'm so good syndrome

When you think you're so skilled, but in reality it's your teammates/characters that are doing all the heavy lifting. Resorting in you falling behind.

Josh: "wow I thought this game was supposed to be hard, I've cleared 11 stages already! I'm the best at this game". In reality Josh pulled a 5 star hero early on.

Josh was later on team wiped on stage 15, for disregarding lobby upgrades, and for not paying attention to his hero's needs/upgrades; Thus he has I'm so good syndrome.

by GRimmyWImmy November 12, 2025

Good Speller

A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.

"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"

by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 19, 2010

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Good Boy

A very low confident immasculated man that is prayed on by crazy bitches for the love of the game of pegging.

Person 1; Dude look at that Good Boy walking with that crazy bitch

Person 2; I think we know who’s getting pegged tonight!

by Big Ounce 2000 September 16, 2025

Kiss them good

When a person grabs their romantic partner and passionately kisses them. Sometimes, it can turn into make out session.

After her boyfriend took Della out for a nice, romantic dinner, she really wanted to kiss them good to show her partner how much she loved him and appreciated all the work he had done to help and her family during that month.

by Vanguard 1998 June 18, 2021

2020 Good

Not great, but comparitively better than the rest of 2020.

Person 1: Hey. Just checking in. How are you.
Person 2: I've only had two anxiety attacks today, so I'm doing 2020 Good.
Person 1: I feel that.

by DJradiotic September 20, 2020