clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009

Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "

" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"

by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011