Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Hand plow

Another word for a snow shovel.

Ayy bruh hand me that hand plow.

by BODYWEATHER5000 November 28, 2020

These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug

“These hands bisexual, they swing both ways”

by noahrug December 18, 2022

Heavier hand

An extreme poser's favorite policy.

The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020