dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.

Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".

by 601baddawg February 22, 2014

Fart Palace

Where the farts of people, whom think their shit doesn't stink, reside.

Jesse has so many farts just sitting on thrones inside her fart palace.

by Scarbum Gordini April 24, 2014

Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"

by Cucarachina May 7, 2014

Fart

When a9 chemicals cum out of ur ass

Ew u farted

by drunkbird42 October 8, 2014

meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

fart musk

The sweet smell of Flatulence which is expelled through the anus

Fart Musk is normal for humans to pass flatus through the rectum, although the amount and the frequency may vary greatly between individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas passed through the rectum to have a characteristic feculent smell, although this too may vary in concentration.

by Fart face November 17, 2013