John Bomb

You’ve heard of the A-Bomb, you’ve heard of the F-bomb, but have you heard of the John bomb? A John bomb is where a navy boy screams “you best move or I’m coming over ther to pack your stack!”

The navy used the John bomb to make the Russians flee

by The soltiness November 13, 2018

John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021

John

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018

john lennon

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it

Man, I just got John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025