by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
Get the hi blog welcome to my guysmug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
Get the FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)mug. Eye shadow on a guy.
by Sinematik February 16, 2024
Get the Guy Shadowmug. by poisinfrog August 2, 2017
Get the Guimug. by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
Get the ill block every guy for umug. I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug.