Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem

Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.

Yo, Jeremy. Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem.
I f***ing hate you.
*Proceeds to whoop and lash him*w

by MisINF February 24, 2023

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

by YeetSwede March 10, 2023

Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

National Grab Nuts Day

this one is for the ladies all you gotta do is grab they balls and run

National Grab Nuts Day is when you walk up to a boy have a fake convo and as your walking off grab their balls and run

by DogeCoin55663221 September 1, 2022

Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut

Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass

by clovey March 10, 2022

retard mac deez nuts

Someone who appears to be scared or intimidated by a dare or challenge. A derogatory term

Holy shit bruh stop doing a retard mac deez nuts!

by dinox1098 February 10, 2022

No nut out of my sack

That you are not sexually attracted to someone

Friend: check out this bird
Other friend: nah they ugly, no nut out of my sack

by Yeahitsureis September 2, 2023