The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Certified duluth tough guy

Adam ames

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.

by Traversme October 2, 2022

Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.

B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.

by MosesC October 4, 2022

Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.

B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.

by MosesC October 4, 2022

eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

by Ram5738 December 8, 2022

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times

by Areyouarita December 15, 2022