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Pickle Penis 

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

Squawking Penis 

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
Squawking Penis by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected
That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.
sleeper penis by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014

lubricated penis 

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
lubricated penis by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

wills penis 

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
wills penis by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

yeah well my penis is bigger 

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.