October 20

October 20th, also known as “kiss your crush day”

“Hey Sally do you know what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”
“Kiss your crush day”

“October 20”

by pleaseeuckmyhardjuicycockstupi October 19, 2021

October 29th

Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

by Anonymous Scorpio November 15, 2019

October 30

The one day where you bully your friend named Wyatt

Friend: Hey Wyatt you know what today is?
Wyatt: No what is it?
Friend: October 30
Wyatt: PLEASE DONT HURT ME😭😭

by It boy 24 October 29, 2019

October 25

October 25th

If you were born today your nice sweet,smart,etc everyone loves you and wants your beauty and youth you have pros and cons,for example a con is of your named isabella today you will be kicked as today is national kick Isabella day! A pro of today is everyone wants your youth your beauty and your kind to everyone near you and people take advantage of that but no matter what she won’t give up.

Girl 1:She so beautiful I wish I was her.
October 25

by Sky sass November 24, 2019

October 27th

A day where you can be as gay as you want with the girls whilst still being 1000% straight

Person 1: hey it’s October 27th, you know what this means
Person 2: we can finally marry

by imgaybutnohomo October 26, 2019

Open arms October

A month were you can simp over anyone real or not without anyone judging you , during Open arms October , you may like anyone, human , anime , animals , ANYTHING whether they are alive or not

Girl 1 : I really like this boy

Girl 2 : Did you know its OPEN ARMS OCTOBER

by -L.E.S October 2, 2020

October 22

If you were born on July 22 you were a National nut day mistake

October 22was when you were consived

by Youlikedis October 21, 2019