The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
Get the Eyes and the handsmug. The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"
"That's the invisible hand at work."
"That's the invisible hand at work."
by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024
Get the Invisible Handmug. Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
by Slade_TK December 9, 2018
Get the fire handmug. Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
Get the Hand Tossed Tuna Saladmug. when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
by panda porn December 17, 2011
Get the hand brandmug. Hands that appear dead or bony.
the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...
specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...
specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!
John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands
bitches that are into hands: what's that?
John Doe: hands that appear bony
John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands
bitches that are into hands: what's that?
John Doe: hands that appear bony
by yungjesuschrist September 3, 2023
Get the Muerte Handsmug. Refers to either:
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the Holden Handsmug.