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3 Banana Monkey

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously
by Bog Pete March 11, 2013
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pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.
by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016
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Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020
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Spotted Apes and Monkeys

THE TRUE MISSING LINK, PROOF OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BONDAGE OF HUMAN RACE -

A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.

THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE NO SPOTTED APES OR MONKEYS, THE EARTH IS RULED BY ALIENS AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
by 35u48ydfijns February 11, 2023
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Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.
" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018
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monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
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dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.
I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants
by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015
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