Sugar-daddy

A Sugar-daddy is a handsome stud of a man. Often quite charming and caring, a Sugar-daddy will provide all the best for his lady. If you happen to find a Sugar-daddy, or someone willing to be your Sugar-daddy, hold onto him and love him till the day he dies.

Girl 1: "Man Aubrey sure is lucky to have Chris as her Sugar-daddy. I wish he were mine."
Girl 2: "No kidding! She has no idea how well she has it."

by Boosted737 December 31, 2025

Crash Daddies

The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"

Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."

The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!

by That Redhedd January 2, 2026

Hoosier Daddy

A phrase that echoes across college football after Curt Cignetti and the Indiana Hoosiers decided losing was for other people. It’s what you yell after IU cooks your team, eats your rankings for breakfast, and leaves your mascot crying in the tunnel.

Origin:
Born in Bloomington, forged in blood, sweat, and barbecue sauce from the Buckeyes tears. "Google Me". Legend says the phrase first appeared after IU took down Alabama so hard that Nick Saban’s retirement speech wrote itself.

Translation:

A verbal touchdown dance meaning “IU owns college football, deal with it.”

See also:
Cignetti’s Law, Bloomington Beatdown, National Champions. Google Me.

- When IU drops another 50‑burger: “Hoosier Daddy now?”
- When Cignetti turns a football game into a history lesson: “Hoosier Daddy, son?”
- When you realize the Ducks got smoked and the Buckeyes got cooked: “Hoosier Daddy... EVERYONE IS.”

by Legend of Granson January 9, 2026

Daddy paradox

Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.

Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?

Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual

by Starvin666 January 18, 2025

Trump Daddy Fever (TDF)

Trump Daddy Fever. (TDF) An experience of excitement that happens to someone who sees the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump constantly kicking Democrat's assess over & over again every day in Washington DC, making America great passing Bills, signing Executive Actions, deporting non-citizens who have entered the country illegally, and any other actions he makes happen that makes the United States better to live in.

I got Trump Daddy Fever (TDF) ! And the only prescription is an Executive Action!

by Huntee January 27, 2025

Trump Daddy Fever (TDF)

Trump Daddy Fever. (TDF) An experience of excitement that happens to someone who sees the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump constantly kicking Democrat's assess over & over again every day in Washington DC, making America great passing Bills, signing Executive Actions, deporting non-citizens who have entered the country illegally, and any other actions he makes happen that makes the United States better to live in.

Trump Daddy Fever (TDF) "I got Trump Daddy Fever! (TDF) And the only prescription is an Executive Action!"

by Huntee January 27, 2025

zoe daddy

sexy asian emo baddie i wanna eat it from the backstreet yall eiddy kno who gon touch up on them ass cheeks. type suit. valorant goddess babababababa

kayla: "hop on val zoe daddy" zoe: "im sick"

by 7ent January 30, 2025