your mom#2

Your Mom #2

Your Mom#2

by youlpol November 4, 2020

2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

by Serluke April 25, 2019

Base 2

An alternate name for binary.

"Hey base 2. My name is binary"

by BreadAndEggs July 8, 2025

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is

Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule

by 459395 April 26, 2022

2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.

If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.

by TheStol August 25, 2025

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 29, 2021