Hand dog

Giving a blowjob to a dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun

by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021

HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.

I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.

by Wowser97 March 2, 2021

Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.

Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?

by JasonD May 4, 2015

Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.

Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.

by Juhdd November 3, 2018

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

National hold hands day

The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th

Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush

by Yes ness December 11, 2019