Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019

Eye on the Highway

A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 02, 2012

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 29, 2020

Eye-ist

Prejudice against certain eyes

She was mad at the eye because she was eye-ist

by Jaydenwashere December 25, 2021

Watchmakers Eye

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023

champion eye

When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.

Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?

by Xtrasupernova December 06, 2016