Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

3 Banana Monkey

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously

He's as happy as a 3 banana monkey

by Bog Pete March 11, 2013