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Slap-ass Day

A day in a school, usually Middle or High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.
FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap-ass day! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
by Tobilollipop September 7, 2009
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National fingering day

On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it
April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl
by Foreals.net April 12, 2019
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Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good
The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012
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the 7 day theory

also known as the don killuminati. An album by 2pac shakur. So called because the title song was thought of, written, composed and released in 7 days. The number 7 is related to the belief tha 2pac is alive.
e.g. his age when he "died" 25 (2+5=7) and the fact that he survived for 7 days before he "died".
person1: have you heard the seven day theory?

person2: Not only have i heard it but i believe it!!
by tobio June 22, 2004
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Fake Patty's Day

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.
Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!
by ringman42 January 20, 2011
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TALL PEOPLE DAY

On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).
You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day
by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019
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happy tree day

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"
Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!
by Flora H January 8, 2006
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