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poop

the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass
person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.

person 2: what the fuck
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022
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Poop circle

An act of eating little penu in a white van off of the carribian. Sometimes ty will go to sleep with his wife Tanya and see a group of slaves shitting in a circle, this is when Japan has gay sex with slaves than forces them to poop in a circle. Tanya likes to watch ty joins in to have fun. He is gay
by Moneyismyname01 January 31, 2020
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poop

ayo i heard you pooped maaaannnnn that sure do stankk
by keeleyyy February 11, 2021
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Poop

Great holiday meal that can be purchased at Tesco, Costco, Whole Foods, Walmart, and many other stores worldwide. It is an amazing sweet and savory flavor with a soft and delicious texture. Very desirable in most third world countries.
Hey Mom!, Can you cut me a slice of Poop!
by wonderbreadWOP69 May 8, 2022
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poop

a solid that comes out of your anus, butthole.
yo i just had the biggest poop ever
by iwannaeatallday October 31, 2020
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Poop

The crap that comes out of your asshole
Me: I can't poop.
Mom: Have some Miralax (TM)
by MotherFucker11 March 12, 2020
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Caleb Is Poop

A very sexy, funny, intelligent, and lovely rapper/comedian
Damn he so fine and cool like Caleb Is Poop
by Sexy Man 325 October 11, 2020
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