John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

John Mason

ok

John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)

by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis

Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that

by Tr=e November 21, 2016

John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.

girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.

John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.

by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022