National Kick Short People Day

Kick short people!

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day

by Imedriac September 13, 2021

National Tap Dat Ass Day

April 13th is National Tap Dat Ass Day, so make your plans to celebrate possibly the greatest holiday

"Hey, any plans on April 13th?"
"Yeah I got plans"
"What are you doing then?"
"I'm gonna be doing that ass cause its National Tap Dat Ass Day"

by aye_son_sit_yo_ass_down May 25, 2018

National fuck Rhys Weaver day

Fuck rhys on Mon, April 15

National fuck Rhys Weaver day.

by Fuck rhys April 12, 2019

National post your crush day

October 7th every year you post you spam your crush on your social media

oh shoot today is national post your crush day

by united states holiday October 6, 2019

National suck mommy milkers day

National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

by Sexy Ally 😫😫😫😫 June 21, 2021

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day

Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

by ジョーイ May 21, 2021