monkey fuck 

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from

person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it

monkey fuck by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

monkey wank 

1. A situation note entirely going the desired way.

2. Of something which is totally useless.

As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"

monkey wank by Norbert Colon October 15, 2004

Monkey Hurlage 

Throw Up. See ronan.

Man, that is some disgusting Monkey hurlage.

Monkey Hurlage by Mark Z August 24, 2005

monkey run 

A frantic dash, usually from one side of a city to another. Also emergency travel between two countries organised at the last minute to try to prevent something terrible from happening.

Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.

Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.

Sandra suddenly realised that she left the CD-Rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. If he turned it on the game was up. She decided she would have to do a monkey run to London that night.

monkey run by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

monkey cake 

used to decribe someone who has sexual intercourse with monkeys. someone who picks a monkeys arse.

oh my god! i just love monkey cake. you should try it. hmmmm its good.

monkey cake by ya mum's mum November 22, 2007

trailor monkey 

Usually known as "trailor trash" a trailor monkey is found to be a man/or sporting a particularly large or mullet

"Come back here you fuckin' trailor monkey!"

trailor monkey by http://dave.vietstarr.net November 8, 2004

house monkey

A tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. Also, from the proverb: 'House monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study'.

Katie hates being a house monkey.... she can't wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.

house monkey by Kater street February 7, 2010