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January 24th, is national pose like your girlfriend day. Take one of them snapchat photo's like how your girl would and post it because you want to.
Person 1: Hey it's pose like your girlfriend day
Person 2: I'm single bro
Person 1: Ok
by wetsocks23 January 23, 2022
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your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
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part the pink sea like moses

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"
by Fanboy1692 May 4, 2018
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Hauling ass like a sears catalog.

Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.
Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.
by Sniper115 July 15, 2021
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Snap your back like a KitKat

Literally just the act of snapping someone's back like a KitKat. A good threat to use against assholes.
Harry: Bitch if you don't shut up I'll snap your back like a KitKat.
by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020
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does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together
Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.
by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022
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