kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts

person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*

by kfcfart April 22, 2022

depression fart

the mario judah thing

“MAN SHE CHEATED ON ME. *depression fart*”

by ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ September 11, 2021

Fart

A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!

Girl 1: I farted

Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*

by SamBoBamBo October 24, 2019

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Fart nugget

Ugh uaah uah uaaaaah

Yah fart nugget

by Uwu******* November 9, 2019

Meno-farts

When a menopausal women farts

"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"

by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022