daddy football

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.

Looks like another season of daddy football.

by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018

Daddy

Ethan Dolan

Fan girl 1: oh my lord... did you see Ethan Dolans outfit today?
Fan girl 2: yah. He is so daddy

by Lonely_much July 24, 2018

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.

“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

Daddy Nigger

A Daddy Nigger is a term to help teach your kids to count on their fingers. Children can sing the nigger finger family song to help them count. The song goes like this: "Daddy Nigger Daddy Nigger where are you? Here I am Here I am. How do you do?

Kid: I need to learn how to count but idk how
Dad: just sing Daddy Nigger
Kid: Daddy Nigger Daddy Nigger where are you? Here I am Here I am. How do you do?

by father maggot July 21, 2024

Swole Daddy

When Chris and Brandon come fresh out of Weight Training

Man Chris and Brandon are offical Swole daddys

by Chris Swole Daddy4 July 30, 2016

DIY Daddy

A man willing to offer general household upkeep (DIY, mounting shelves, fitting doors, laying floors etc), in exchange for sex.

Very similar to a sugar daddy.

Single mum: "my house is starting to look tired, I need a DIY daddy around this place"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018