Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
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Get the Black Lives Matter mug.The belief by pirates in the 1500's and 1600's that black magpies native to the Caribbean would detect and seek out the fermenting alcohol of naturally occurring molasses from sugar cane plants which produced natural rum. During specific times of the year, P. hudsonia would roost in the Caribbean during migration. The migration traverse would lead the birds to search high energy food. Of particular interest to pirates was rum. The pirates would watch the seasonal migration patterns of the birds as well as roosting locations in hopes of finding free alcoholic booty to trade on the high seas as well as use for personal inebriation. The alcohol was easily captured and stored for ocean voyages.
Currently being used as slang for people too cheap to buy their own liquor when going to parties who steal from others.
Currently being used as slang for people too cheap to buy their own liquor when going to parties who steal from others.
The Jolly Roger is circling the east coast of that island because of the Black Magpie Theory.
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Keep an eye on your rum in the freezer. That random dude is thinking Black Magpie Theory.
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Keep an eye on your rum in the freezer. That random dude is thinking Black Magpie Theory.
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Get the Black god of rage mug.Used to describe a story that is so hopeless, grim and edgy that it becomes aggravating. The worst examples of these are stories where the characters are also really bland and you stop caring about what happens because you know everyone's going to have a terrible end anyway.
I stopped reading your novel because it was darker than black and I lost interest in everyone because I know it will end horribly.
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
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Richard: Naw, man, what happened?
Will: Jason was so black guy high that he ate another man's face!
Richard: that reminds me of that Ron Artest-lookin guy who ate that dude!
Richard: Naw, man, what happened?
Will: Jason was so black guy high that he ate another man's face!
Richard: that reminds me of that Ron Artest-lookin guy who ate that dude!
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