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Wobby Blue

An enormous person usually called a beach whale who's breasts are double d sized
Hey you mama is a wobby blue!
by Fat Blue Waffle May 20, 2010
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Blue Balls

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!
by Dohminaden October 8, 2018
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white fade/blue fade

😨😰; the slang for state of shock or surprise but you have no energy to express that.
"Yo, her third man this week??"
"what? ugh, white fade/blue fade"
by jmjm000 February 21, 2021
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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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blue

blue is actually t and he is a bully. if you ever come across him run in a separate direction, or else he will hurt you and your family.
you: oh fuck is that blue??
blue: COME HERE MEOW
by RUEEEE April 30, 2022
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Blue Anon

People that believe conspiracy theories that everyone from the President to their neighbors dog is a racist, White Supremacist, Russian Spy who is plotting to overthrow democracy, and they can prove it by citing obscure dog whistles that only the people involved in the conspiracy and the conspiracy theorists themselves can hear. These conspiracies are often fed by the news and big tech that continually tells them what to fear through lies and stories that need to be retracted the day later.

This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.
"There is going to be a massive armed uprising on 1-20-21, no now it's 3-4-21, no it didn't happen because now it's 3-30-21, you have to be afraid even though it keeps not happening, trust me, I'm Blue Anon and we fight conspiracies"

Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.

Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.

Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.

You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.

If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.

Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies
by smurfdance March 21, 2021
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Blue

by yourmomspenis08 April 2, 2024
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