Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024

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Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti

Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter

by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 19, 2024

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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

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Trumped

When you are doing your girl and have more in ya, so you pull out and fire a load at her ear. Then you stick it back in give a fist pump and keep rallying.

I was in good format last night and I Trumped my girl

by J-Dawg_2024 July 21, 2024

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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

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