dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

dick double

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.

Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!

by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009

ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

dick yoga

Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.

"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."

by Starla4 July 14, 2019

Sugar Dick

a guy with a big dick and knows how to use it.

i need me sugar dick right now!

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkn September 26, 2020

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Dick broth

The mixture of ball sweat and saliva resulting from teabagging.

Aaron said his mouth tasted like dick broth because he got teabagged by Terence.

by Icy sumo June 8, 2010