by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
Get the Lion King Pornmug. That moment a conservative or right-wing commentator stops pretending to admire Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and admits they never really cared for the man (or the Civil Rights movement in general) after all.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
-Charlie Kirk used to call Dr. King a hero, but now he says King was “awful” and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake because it created too many federal bureaucracies. And he wants to spend Martin Luther King Day railing about this to everyone who will listen. Looks like Charlie has officially King flipped. He’ll probably be playing Johnny Rebel songs at his rallies before long.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024
Get the King flipmug. Something you call a person who only siltens to Dream music and has pictures or dream in their locker and bedroom. Often, this person will keep a miniature figurine of Clayton ray huff in a glass jar full of mysterious goo.
by Sloppysusan January 9, 2024
Get the Wyatt Kingmug. Rory king epic, is an incredible specimen many people think they hate him but end up for for him because of his segsy height.
by Ilickedchildren November 28, 2020
Get the Rory king epicmug. 
by EGGJunge December 6, 2019
Get the King Labanmug. Water Kinging (wkg for short) is copying effortlessly.
This phrase can be used to say that something or someone is the walmart version of someone else and it can also be used to describe someone or who has cheated. The origins of the expression can be traced back to the creation of the "company" Water King (wkg), known for its high prices for bad products, lack of originality and clear desire to be the next "Supreme" or "Wlkn".
This phrase can be used to say that something or someone is the walmart version of someone else and it can also be used to describe someone or who has cheated. The origins of the expression can be traced back to the creation of the "company" Water King (wkg), known for its high prices for bad products, lack of originality and clear desire to be the next "Supreme" or "Wlkn".
My teacher saw me water kinging during my exam so he gave me 0%.
Trippie Red is water kinging of Lil Uzi Vert.
Trippie Red is water kinging of Lil Uzi Vert.
by Lil Champ December 12, 2017
Get the Water Kingmug.