by Doo Doo Cakes McGee April 01, 2009
when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
by j money444 October 24, 2010
Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
by You sad human April 02, 2019
A point in time at which an individual is so poor, the only food that s/he can afford to eat is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Kim: Hey, girl, you wanna go to Chili's for lunch today?
Jessica: No, I can't. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Kim: Damn. Maybe next week when you get paid?
Jessica: Yeah. That'll work.
Jessica: No, I can't. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Kim: Damn. Maybe next week when you get paid?
Jessica: Yeah. That'll work.
by xeyla April 26, 2009
A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016