bro me out

When your bro takes his immaculate meat and creates a new cavern inside your anus. - BS

Bro, I’m gunna need you to bro me out. Bro. -BS

by Sphincterflex May 15, 2023

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

Earsh Believes In Me

1. When Earsh believes in you enough to find this word.

2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.

Richud: "Holy shit, Earsh Believes In Me enough to find this word - I must be some kind of important person, or retard"

by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 12, 2022

What--me worry?

What, Me Worry? is a phrase that originated from a film from 1898 with John Phillip Holland. In a photograph Holland emerged from a hatch in his submarine with the captions '' What, me worry? Fast forward to 1956 when artist Norman Mingo saw an ad for a 'special project for a new magazine'. He went inside and asked which one it is and someone said Mad and he said goodbye. But Harvey Kurtzman recognized his work and convinced him to work for him. He showed Mingo an ad with pre Mad Neuman with the words '' me, worry?" he wanted it to be more funny but not an idiot. Norman created the dumb-witted gap tooth person we know today as Alfred. E Neuman. Fun fact: His name was going to be Melvin. Today, thousands of people know this famous phrase and sometimes What, me worry? is added with I Read MAD.

My friend Alfred always says in a conversation What--me worry?

by MaddestPersonEver January 2, 2023

Pick Me Girl

A pick me girl is a insecure girl who claims they are always "one of the guys" and insults other women around their "crush". (basically any girl called Ava or Ren or Jay)

Pick me girl - "Oh my god, you saw what layla posted yesterday about her dog dying and how she "doesn't want anyone to talk to her about it"? She is so looking for attention from luke. I know exactly what lukes type is because I'm one of the guys."
Deadass example based on some shit I actually heard irl 😭

by L_lytorres January 5, 2023

Pick me girl

A girl who says shit like "i'M nOT liKE tHe oThER GiRlS" or "i'M oNE oF tHe BoYS". she wears a full face of makeup, wears disgustingly revealing clothes, and plays sports just to get GODDAMN BOYS TO LOOK AT HER

"OMG! She's such a pick me girl."

by l i v 2 4 January 11, 2023

Catch me on Threads

Unable to be contacted for a certain length of time.

Catch me on Threads tomorrow, Jessica and I rented Titanic on VHS.

by subspaceboy July 4, 2023