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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
by xvottic April 6, 2023
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Fidget God

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee!
Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee! Ew!
by Real Fidget God Priscila September 5, 2021
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Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.
Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.
by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018
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