Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

Blanket Penis by KHELEY March 28, 2009

Butter Penis 

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

Butter Penis by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

Stupid Penis Syndrome 

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.

Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"

Stupid Penis Syndrome by Farmington January 15, 2011

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

Scandinavian Penis by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

Luke's penis 

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

Luke's penis by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

e penis by Devin May 24, 2006

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!

I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010