tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more

tony loves penis

by potatolover3000 January 29, 2021

feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022

fuck sex penis cum

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by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019

penis you in the head

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

by medalist October 19, 2004

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

by some homeless man August 24, 2017

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010