Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022

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Made n kentucky

A hillbilly with a mud duck wife, also lives in a holler with and Xbox and a mustang.

This made n Kentucky is pathetic

by iNick443 October 25, 2015

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BOYZ N THE HOOOOBEMMIMGFIELDJECTS

Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine boyz n the hoooobjects boys n the hoooodjects by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started and name after my own words boyz n the HOOOOBEMMIMGFIELDJECTS BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 23, 2025

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Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

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When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018

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