the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
by adolf gifler August 01, 2022
CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021
When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school
$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break
Mom: why will you be standing behind me?
Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb
Mom: why will you be standing behind me?
Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb
by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017