An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.
by raptor99 January 4, 2022
Get the Choir Kingmug. Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
Get the king shitmug. when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
Get the King’s Clam Chowdermug. The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
Get the King Joshmug. by B-A October 20, 2008
Get the King Belvederemug. he knows all and is all
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021
Get the ALEXANDER OUR KINGmug. Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Ted King as Senator Bartlettmug.