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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
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zoomie job

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job
by knole March 24, 2024
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Z Job

Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.
I thought it might be a 2 positions no oral kinda night but instead I got the full Z job.
by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024
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Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.
I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
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Twinkle Job

To rub your significant other in baby oil and proceeding to throw glitter on them
"I got a bag of glitter from hobby lobby time to get a twinkle job tonight"
by chlothful January 27, 2026
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Brick Job

When a shawty mashes meat crazy style with two cement bricks, preferably the red ones. Usually leaves the victim in a mixed state of bliss and agony- a truly one of a kind experience.
Brett: Dude, I tried to take a piss this morning and it came out of 12 different holes in my jimmy!

Josh: Is it from that brick job Ashley gave you last night? I’m jealous man!
Brett: Best believe it! My 6 inch looked like a piece of pulverized chicken when she finally put the blocks down!
by She_Said_She_Was_18 February 1, 2026
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