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The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.
Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him
by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023
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The 1482369 Effect

The newly developed numerical sequence 1482369 has the gusto to compete with holding up to some of the more famous sequences such as 777 or the well known 8675309 sequence. 1482369 is a hybrid of lesser known inner circle finance number 1482, which is responsible for wealth creation in numerology crossed with the famous Nikola Tesla sequence 369 which as Nikola Tesla thought, somehow held the key to the universe . The creator of this very powerful hybrid numerical sequence was created by an unknown source only know by the handle Scratoshi Muskamoto on the popular online forums Reddit and Bitcointalk. What should be done with this newly developed numerical sequence is yet to be discovered but some are speculating it may have something to do with an attempt at a large transition of wealth from the rich to the poor.
Yoyo Gawfie, did you hear about The 1482369 Effect stuff going on? I dunno it has something to do with crypto and some uber rich dude. The sequence is probably some kinda clue or something...
by WhoisTheRealSkratoshi February 13, 2021
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the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.
I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.
by Bill Slime August 15, 2025
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Mik krib effect

Noun

When a fast food chain brings a certain sandwich back, crime rates skyrocket in inner cities and surrounding areas.
Lisa-“hey wanna play another game of basketball?”

Joe-“what?! Hell no, haven’t you heard of the mik krib effect?? Im going home before the sun goes down so i dont get my car jacked
by Ginjah_Ninja May 28, 2018
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Banana effect

When you have fallen in love with a girl named Ana
by Goonbot January 27, 2025
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squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.
Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.
by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018
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The Swank Effect

When an actress/actor is average looking, but can look hot at times. Example: Hillary Swank, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page....may as well add Elliot Page in here too.
"Sandra Bullock has "The Swank Effect" hardcore bro!
by JitsyBitsySpider August 10, 2022
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