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Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."
by Mr. Hoboski October 10, 2008
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black donald trump

A nickname for a playa wit tons of Cash
The Boys in the hood call me black donald trump. Yung Joc
by JOHNSON PLAYA February 6, 2007
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Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011
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Black Guy Flamethrower

When a man of African-American descent takes 4 aspirin and uses tabasco sauce (or in some instances barbeque sauce) as a lubricant for masturbation. Traditionally, if barbeque sauce is used, the barbeque sauce given in packets at McDonalds restaurants are preffered.

A Black Guy Flamethrower is a very hard task to accomplish, and is often a point of pride for those who achieve it.
"Hey, homie, I just gave myself a black guy flamethrower..."

"Really?!"

"Oh yeah, it burned like a mo'fo'..."

"We should tell Bernie! This is so exciting!"
by FubsyTheMario July 17, 2009
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cuddly black guy

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)
Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!
by tohellwithgeorgia May 13, 2005
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Is It Because I'm Black?

Something a black person says when another race is being prejudice or stereotypical.
Non black person: You listen to 50 cent don't you?
Black person: Is it because I'm black?
by PseudonymMyWhiteButt March 19, 2019
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black mamba

"Hey Black Mamba"
"Who's Black Mamba"
"Thomas Pearson is"
by MDK85 December 24, 2007
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