#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

November 2

Ask your crush for a kiss on the cheek and she can’t say no.

Hey can I have a kiss on the cheek because it’s November 2

by Bigdaddykqy122 November 2, 2021

2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

2 november

the day when the no nut november challenge beings. that means that u cant nut. if you do, you lose

2 november :Try not to nut

by W_key November 1, 2019

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024

English 2 Pre-AP

The language version of hell

Oh man! I have to write an essay about the TPCASTT on a poem and a song for English 2 Pre-AP by tomorrow!

by Crispy_Memes April 20, 2018

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011