fresh brown skippy

A smooth snake slippery quite intact steaming hunk of dung immortalized in uptown funk

Show up smoother than a fresh brown skippy. . .

by Mercury Cool April 5, 2017

Brown Paper Bag

A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.

Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck

by james February 18, 2005

Dog Brown wings

Like Brown Wings but if you have ever had to put your finger in a dogs arse for a valid non sexual reason.

I got my Dog Brown wings when I stuck my finger in a dogs arse to stop it from fighting

by Nortis the Tortis September 16, 2007

Brown Turtle-Licker

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009

brown ballerina

a girl who likes to take it up the ass, then suck the guys dick after he pulls out and she twirls it and slaps it in her face.

Boyfriend: Yo man, guess what happened last nite?
Friend: No way man, you boink her?
Boyfriend: No..better...gave her a brown ballerina.
Friend: Dude...

by LuvinDaLadieZ February 21, 2013

brown baggin bandit

When a male fingers his own asshole with a paper bag

I caught Eddie being the brown baggin bandit the other night.

by scrotum pierce October 15, 2003

Spoonful of Brown Sugar

When you shit on your partner's chest and then your partner comes to spoon with you and rubs it against your back.

Dan had some bad sushi last night and accidently shit on his wife's chest while making love, so she cuddled up with him and gave him a spoonful of brown sugar.

by W. Brown Robbins July 11, 2010