The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024
Get the John Rumblemug. King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.
Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
by pixidust June 8, 2025
Get the John Pooremug. The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
Get the John Mayer spotmug. I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
Get the Long John Silvermug. 
The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people
by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022
Get the Johnmug.